"Beethoven"- 

David plays Wilhem, the assistant of the great composer Ludwig 
Van Beethoven. The movie takes place just a few years before 
Beethoven's death, taking you through the writing of some of 
his greatest symphonies and the secret love he left behind. It 
is also suggests, though it's never stated directly, that 
Beethoven may have had a torrid love affair with Wilhem. We are 
left wondering if Beethoven's death was really the result of 
Wilhem's jealous rage over the composer's "lady friends." 

And if you believe that load of crap then you probably live 
under a rock.

I'm sure we've all heard of the hit family movie Beethoven. 
There have been two sequels to it so far and it seems like 
every high school foreign language teacher has a copy of it 
dubbed in the language he/she teaches. (On a side note, the guy 
who dubs over David in the French version is not even close but 
funny to listen to.) 

David plays Brad. He has a rather small part in this movie. The 
last we see of him, Brad and his wife - played by Patricia 
Heaton from Everybody Loves Raymond - are dragged down the 
street on deck chairs attached to Beethoven's leash. 

They are not necessarily the "bad guys", that part goes to Dean
Jones. But after listening to them say "ciao" for about the 
tenth time in one minute you just want to smack both of them 
upside their impeccably groomed heads. But I digress. My point 
is: don't see this movie just because David is in it. If you 
are a parent, I'm sure this doesn't apply to you as you have 
probably already seen this movie more times than you'd rather 
count. 

~Diandra Hollman